So I have found myself whipped into another fad only because a coworker is into it.  Such is my fanaticism for WWE wrestling. I don’t know why but I have a coworker at work and whatever he gets into, I tend to get into.  I really don’t have any other friends, so I guess it [...]

This is a two part rant first on parents and children in cars, second on shitty cars. This is simply my rant and in no way is directed at any one person.  If you know me and we are friends and you fit a vague description below, you shouldn’t be offended… I am talking about everyone other [...]

For whatever reason this last weekend I dove head first into everything Gaga.  I have watched all of her interviews and a couple of complete concerts. At this point I think I could ace the Trivial Pursuit Gaga Edition Game (Coming soon). My initial exposure to Lady Gaga was actually by listening to BBC Radio 1 [...]

Hello I finished my stint in jail this morning and was out on the street at about 7:20. Plain and simple jail is a horrible place to be. The food is terrible, the water is foul, there is no place to sit that is comfortable for more then 10 minutes, the bed is a thin foam mat [...]

So I have a friend of a friend name Matt Meeks. He is easily the most entertaining human being I have ever had a chance to meet.  I have only spent time with him on 3 occasions, but I promise each time it was truly a blessing.  This is the guy that says what is [...]

In my previous post I brought up questions that I had about the use of butt plugs.  Well, I got asking myself  other questions too about masturbation in general. Being a guy I have the basic idea down for dudes, grip your shaft about half way and go up and down. I think beyond that [...]

So over the last couple weeks the conversation of the buttplug has come up. Nothing is more self described as the buttplug. You could walk up to anyone in the world and ask (in their language) “Do you know what a buttplug is?” and you will get a correct answer. If you were just born [...]

Are you fucking kidding me?  Who the hell goes to a fast food restaurant for breakfast?  I am right now sitting in a  Culver’s at 10AM on a Sunday and there are people here actually ordering food, eating it, and heading ou the door happy. Breakfast must be one of the easiest things to fucking [...]

For being a 400 lbs tub of shit you would think I was kidding. But I am not kidding! I am scared of the food that I am being served by everyone. In the last week I have learned a couple things about food. Mexican vanilla is cut with chemicals that are known to cause [...]

When I was a kid I would spend hours tuning through the UHF channels looking for something neat. When I mean neat, I mean old Black and White TV shows, crazy commercials with people on camels selling cars, really bad locally produced shows. Even before the movie UHF iconized the low budget middle of the [...]